Absorbine Jr. By Tai-Pan on Oct 23, 2008 - Updated Oct 15, 2011

Four broken bones, two hyper-extended vertebrae, one degenerative disc (right between the shoulder blades!), a ripped lateral, back of the right shoulder, 12hr days on the feet, all the aches and pains of being a teenager for forty+ yrs. , "the list...", as they say....

Well folks, clean living, supplements and eating all my veggies ain't what gets me through that little ol' bright spot of time we call the working day. There's a little 100yr. + ointment called ABSORBINE JR.

I nearly bathe in. Yessir! This little tincture I affectionately refer to as "AJ" has been a static companion for close to twenty years. I keep a few bottles tucked away and around like whiskey flasks in ole' time movies.

At home, work, the tool box, camping gear, etc. there's no wrong place for it.

Here's the tag. Stay away from that greasy kid's stuff and creams. Get some "AJ". It is literally painless.