Darkwatch Xbox Game
By NemesisofMoles onI subscribe to a Video games rental company, the deal is as follows. I send them shiny money paper, they send me shiny little disks that i put in my console and enjoy.
Occasionaly they screw up and send me stuff like this.
The phrase Meh, is pretty much the best I can use for this game. The plot is as follows, you are a train robber looking for your next big hit, this is when you attempt to knock over the nearest train that passes below you. Doing this sets free the son of satan or sonething then you have to go join Anti-vampire cowboys that dress like World War 2 Fanfiction.
However, the plot aside, the game play is bland an uninteresting, you are thrust forward into a seemingly never ending list of challenges, the feeling i got while playing was that the game was constantly going 'Oh you beat that level? here have this one, same baddies, just a few more of them. good luck!' This got painfully boring after not too long.
The game LOOKS fun, cowboys, vampires zombies and hot World War 2 chicks, rocket launchers and over the top guns...the problem is, it ISNT fun, I cant exacly put my finger on WHY it sucks, it just DOES.
Rent, If anything.
