I Don't Like This Sports Bra
By poshpost onI got the Avon sports bra from my Avon lady because I needed something with x-back. This particular sports bra has a racer back and a front end clasp to open and close.
There is no problem with the color, the price, the fabric, etc. What I don't like is the shape. Because it opens in the front, they (the makers or designers) did not anticipate the distance between the two breasts. In my case, my breasts are already going sideways, and wearing this bra has made it worse. The imperfections of my breast are really obvious. And when I wear this bra while doing some physical activity like aerobics, they really bob in all directions because the support is not enough. Instead of gathering my breasts in the middle where they should be (and give the illusion of cleavage), it seems that my breasts are drawn to my armpits. Ugh.
Anyway, I never really did like Avon bras much, I just get enticed by their glossy brochure. With this purchase, I only gave Avon another chance. I bought another bra and did not like it either. So I guess there goes one unsatisfied customer.
I have no problems with other products of Avon, that is except for their bras.

Sorry this didn't work out, but your review gave me a chuckle, as it was well written and funny!
I've been using Avon lingerie, durable and lasted years, and I also tried their sports bra and there's no problem with me. Maybe you just need to find the right style/design for you.