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Baby Challenge

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Do you really think you’re ready to have a baby? Having a baby is not what it is all cracked up to be. Sure they are cute and cuddly. But there is more that you may not realize. If you think you are ready to have a baby. Try doing the challenge below.

Turn off your phone

As you won't have time for friends and talking on the phone.

Night Feedings.

Get up twice through the night and splash water on your face. Have a drink. Then sit in a rocking chair and rock yourself back to sleep with the tv on.

Diaper Changing

When you fart cup your hand on your bottom and then stick your hand on your face for a few minutes. If you are planning on breast feeding. Get a friend or just do it yourself, Squeeze mustard on yourself.

Baby Crying

At least 10 times a day listen to your alarm clock going off for about 15 minutes each time. Oh and make sure your ear is real close to it. Sorry you can't hit the snooze button.

Feeding a Baby

Throw squashed peas on you . Then throw some on the ground and step in it. Do this at least three times a day.

Breast Feeding a Baby

Use a nipple and breast stimulator at least 6 times or more a day. For 20 minutes at each time. 10 minutes each breast.

Throughout The Day

Also well you are doing all this. Make only microwave dinners and only eat half of it at each sitting. Pour milk on your shirt and make sure you change your shirt at least twice a day. You may have a 2 minute shower once a day if your not to tired. If you go out don't forget your bundle buggy and you have to take that everywhere you go. Are you still ready to have a baby?

Do you really think you’re ready to have a baby? Having a baby is not what it is all cracked up to be. Sure they are cute and cuddly. But there is more that you may not realize. If you think you are ready to have a baby. Try doing the challenge below.

Turn off your phone

As you won't have time for friends and talking on the phone.

Night Feedings.

Get up twice through the night and splash water on your face. Have a drink. Then sit in a rocking chair and rock yourself back to sleep with the tv on.

Diaper Changing

When you fart cup your hand on your bottom and then stick your hand on your face for a few minutes. If you are planning on breast feeding. Get a friend or just do it yourself, Squeeze mustard on yourself.

Baby Crying

At least 10 times a day listen to your alarm clock going off for about 15 minutes each time. Oh and make sure your ear is real close to it. Sorry you can't hit the snooze button.

Feeding a Baby

Throw squashed peas on you . Then throw some on the ground and step in it. Do this at least three times a day.

Breast Feeding a Baby

Use a nipple and breast stimulator at least 6 times or more a day. For 20 minutes at each time. 10 minutes each breast.

Throughout The Day

Also well you are doing all this. Make only microwave dinners and only eat half of it at each sitting. Pour milk on your shirt and make sure you change your shirt at least twice a day. You may have a 2 minute shower once a day if your not to tired. If you go out don't forget your bundle buggy and you have to take that everywhere you go. Are you still ready to have a baby?