I am trying to find my wife, she is lost in the department store. This happens almost every time we go out to shop together. I am always telling my wife, if you get lost. go up to the courtesy desk and tell someone, so I can rescue you.
I can almost visualize it now. "Attention shoppers. We have a lost wife up at the courtesy desk, who can't find her husband. She says her name is Jan. Will Jan's husband please come up to the courtesy desk for her."
When we first met, Jan thought I was a real comedian. Nowadays, she has taken to hitting me in the ribs a lot.
While trying to find my lost wife, I am sidetracked to menswear. Just browsing. Then I find the socks and underwear. I need both. Most of my socks and briefs are in disrepair.
I settle on the Jockey line of boxers. Full-rise briefs, a three pack. I have never tried this style before, so I will get another pack later, if I like the way they wear.
The new briefs sort of, work out. They are 96% cotton, with spandex at the waist. They have added backing at the waist for comfort. They feel ok, but I will not be getting another 3 pack, later. I have some minor issues with the fly area of the briefs. This is important to most of us guys, when finding the right underwear.