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The Battle With The Ants

Reviewing: Ortho Ant And Roach Killer  |  Rating:
junebugco By junebugco on
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An Ortho Max. Ant and Roach Killer poetic review.

I spotted an ant, stepped on it without a second thought.

The battle was over before the ant knew who it had fought.

The next day I came along and I was able to spot two.

No problem, I took care of them with my shoe.

Where the was two now there was three.

Tap, tap, tap. That was as easy as can be.

Soon there appeared a trail of ants long and wide.

I tap danced on there ranks as I took it in stride.

I stomped until I was tired but replacements soon appeared.

My assault on their army was nothing the ants feared.

I could hear them mocking me above their laughter.

Stomp as long as you like, we will be here long after.

So I threw up my arms and declared I can not take it anymore.

That is when I rushed down to the local hardware store.

I searched the aisles up and down for the object of my desire.

Ortho Max. Ant and Roach Killer would be what I would acquire.

When I got back home I sprayed them with glee.

Now there would be no more of this mocking me.

It did not take long to turn a defeat into a win.

I am not taking any prisoners. Do not bother to give in.

Ortho Max. Ant and Roach Killer turned the tide, what a thrill.

This is the product to get if your objective is to kill.