This has to be one of the funniest stocking stuffers ever. If your child has been a little unruly this year, give them this great candy dispenser.
The candy dispenser is shaped to make it appear Santa is squatting down (he could even be sitting on a chimney). As you hold the dispenser and press down, candy pellets pop out of his backside. This stocking stuffer should get the message across, plus kids will think it's hilarious.
The candy does get stuck from time to time and it's not the best tasting candy in the world, but it's such a fun gift. Other than giving this gift to your children, it would also be fun for office parties and even Secret Santa gift giving.
If a pooping Santa isn't up your alley, you can also get a pooping reindeer, polar bear, or even a sheep.